Who is behind Cthulhu Coffee? Mike
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Mike was, at one point, one of Melissa's roommates in Minneapolis. He is one of the reasons that the basement of their townhouse at the time was filled with dozens of computers. He is currently staying on a budget by playing EverQuest day and night rather than maintaining a social life. He's tired of dating psychos.

Mike and Melissa met through their mutual friend Jeff around Christmas, 1998, when the trio decided to extricate themselves from sub-optimal living arrangements by becoming roommates in a rather nice townhouse. After the moving was taken care of, Melissa told Mike of the Cthulhu Coffee idea, and Mike instantly began brewing slogans in his head. Over fifty slogans originated from Mike in a few hours while the three roommates dined at The Gardens of Salonica one evening (a restaurant that is not at all evil).

Despite his large contribution to the creative success of Cthulhu Coffee 1999, Mike has not yet attended CONvergence and has been unable to see the fruits of his work. He has, however, continued to aid the project via technical support for the web site. He has spent many, many evenings on the telephone with US West, demanding that they repair our fixed IP addresses.

The Crew
Melissa
Web Minion and Editor in Chief

Ted
Vice-Web-Minion

Rick
Slogan Wizard

Sharon
Rick Managment

Jason
Code Warrior and Server Guru

Dan
Idea Mill

Guy
Research Division

Paul
Caterer

Don
Film Referentialist

Kyle
Undersea Studies

Jeff
Brainstorm Weatherman

Mike
Slogan-Meister

Support Team
Benji
Chris H.
Christopher J.
Eric
George
James
Jason B.
Jen
Jim
Lisa
Mark
Pete
Rob
Sarah
Tadao

Fol'Juurs
Guardian of the Cup

Cth'Harvey
Mascot

In Brief

11252006:
First update in two years! Unfortunately, the update says that this site will no longer be updated. Click here for more details.

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