As a conneseur of Scotch, scuba, and storytelling, Kyle has found odd, yet somehow appropriate, conspirators amongst the Cthulhu Coffee minions. As far as he can tell, being a minion requires little else other than drinking good Scotch and telling people about how difficult it is to catch armadillos. A master of arcane knowlege, he fully realizes how loud the foghorn hin Gibraltar is, and knows exactly why Thai whiskey is a thing to be avoided.
We only have theories why his nickname is "Moose".
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