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Meet the Reverend L. Don Campbell the Younger, KSC, Nigh-Omniscient Overseer of the Purple Corduroy Reality Construct, High Reverend of the Church of the Giggling Messiah.

Born from Darkness (his mother couldn't afford to have in utero lighting installed) and raised in Texas, (which is much like Darkness, only with lots of sun), Don struggled to survive in a home with no VCR and only one working television. After marrying the Queen of the Harpies (kneel and show respect, lowly DOG!) and reproducing in Texas, he set out for the Relative Sanity of the Twin Cities Metro area.

A family of tiny creatures have taken up residence inside his head and tell him to do things in soft whispery voices. Things like, "take out the trash" and "have some breakfast." They are quite helpful and can often be seen inside his eyes having dinner parties if one looks closely.

Don is all knowing and all seeing, which is to say he isn't. He believes there is no God and the He is a woman. Stay away from chainsaws in the A.M. A chance meeting will lead to a romantic encounter. Your lucky Day is Doris, your lucky number is 1,945,887, and your lucky color runs in the wash.


"I have come to tell you that you are free. Many ages ago, My
consciousness left man, that he might develop himself. I return to find this development approaching completion, but hindered by fear and by misunderstanding.

"You have built for yourselves psychic suits of armor, and clad in them, your vision is restricted, your movements are clumsy and painful, your skin is bruised, and your spirit is broiled in the sun.

"I am chaos. I am the substance from which your artists and scientists build rhythms. I am the spirit with which your children and clowns laugh in happy anarchy. I am chaos. I am alive, and I tell you that you are free."

- The Goddess Eris

The Crew
Melissa
Web Minion and Editor in Chief

Ted
Vice-Web-Minion

Rick
Slogan Wizard

Sharon
Rick Managment

Jason
Code Warrior and Server Guru

Dan
Idea Mill

Guy
Research Division

Paul
Caterer

Don
Film Referentialist

Kyle
Undersea Studies

Jeff
Brainstorm Weatherman

Mike
Slogan-Meister

Support Team
Benji
Chris H.
Christopher J.
Eric
George
James
Jason B.
Jen
Jim
Lisa
Mark
Pete
Rob
Sarah
Tadao

Fol'Juurs
Guardian of the Cup

Cth'Harvey
Mascot

In Brief

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