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A few years ago, Cthulhu Coffee began traveling the U.S. convention circuit and reporting its discoveries and misadventures through this web site. Our experiences have been quite entertaining to us, and we hope that you enjoy them as well. Find out what other conventions are like! Hear about how we threw aliens off the hotel balcony at Supercon! Learn why you should never, ever drink Thai whiskey!

Enjoy!

2004
The Butt-Numb-a-Thon
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Midwest FurFest
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Omegacon
"Mashmallows can make 'o' faces.
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A convention chock full of marshmallowy treats, card games, sheep, cheese, and Russian soft drinks.

San Diego Comic Con
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CONvergence
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OdysseyCon
"Mike, which Doctor Who episode is GGG?"

A tale of panel-hungry geeks in the middle of Wisconsin.

Supercon
"Kyle is now known as Philip, Prince of Wales, and we now have a contract stating that he must 'publicly and proudly' wear his antlers at CONvergence 2004."

A very brief recollection of Supercon's first year in the birthplace of Spam.

2003
The Butt-Numb-a-Thon
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Omegacon
"... um, is that your computer making that noise?'"

A very short report about a weekend during which I slept a lot and made art from Twinkies.

Arcana
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San Diego Comic Con
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CONvergence
"Non-toxic doesn't mean edible."

Donuts. Shriners. Random violence against K-9. An intervention for John Carpenter. And reasons why you should never eat Play-Doh instead of lunch.

World Horror Convention
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OdysseyCon
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Supercon
"I'm telling you right now, this is all going to end on an ice floe.
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Not much to see here, honestly. Just a few photos and a couple paragraphs of recap.

2002
The Butt-Numb-a-Thon
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Loscon
"Whatever it was, it tasted like cinammon and could have been used as an explosive. I drank it fast and got more."

More party prowling in California, with cameo appearances by Larry Niven and Nichelle Nichols.

Midwest Furfest
"'My hands smell like... petty larceny! They smell like GUILT!'
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A non-furry checks out a furry convention and has an absolutely grand time.

Omegacon
"'You can keep the Muskrat Love room for as long as you like, but there are folks here who will hog-tie you for it.'
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When you have Swamp Thing, a hot tub, and Peeps, what else do you really need? Adventures in Omegacon's inaugural year.

ICON
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I was covered in paint and plastic eyeballs and happy puffball guys."

Not even a hospital stay could keep our intrepid adventurers away from this tale of evil cows and good Scotch.

Valleycon
"At this point Rick turned to Sharon and said, 'I want to be the moose!'"

Rick and Sharon play with Virginia Hey in the strange land of North Dakota.

Arcana
"It was a drive-in triple-feature delight!"

A mini-report for a fine mini-convention.

CONvergence
"Jesus was an armadillo."

Wow. Just... wow. An adventure chock full of Play-Doh, Scotch, Lovecraft, and The Four Horsemen of The Apocalypse.

Demicon
"The word of the weekend was, simply, 'Thwip!'"

A weekend in Des Moines with the Omegacon / CONvegence concom. Iron Chefs! Lavender mead! Alien paratroopers!

World Horror Convention
"'The World Horror Convention,' one of us replied, probably pronouncing it 'horrrrrr.'

"She gave us a lost look as one of the other waitresses seated us."

Chicago beckoned. We answered. Neil Gaiman now has a purple bunny. We have photos.

MarsCon
"'Hi, I'm Peter,' he said, offering his hand for a handshake.

'I'M STRAIGHT!' cried the Creepy Guy, who then practically sprinted out the door."

An report entitled A Convention of Kevins II, or Return of the Drooling Fanboy III.

Supercon
"She was making waffles with a Hello Kitty waffle iron. Little Hello Kitty-shaped waffles. For breakfast."

A saga of alien high-diving and much revelry.

2001
Loscon
"...and a final, grudging defeat that led us to the International House of Pancakes."

What do bald heads, Thai whiskey, Tadao Tomomatsu and Harlan Ellison have in common?

MadCon
"NOOO! Don't you know? GUAVA... PASTE... IS... PEOPLE!"

Obscene gestures from Jerry Doyle. Harlan Ellison ranting for hours. Neil Gaiman in The Matrix.

ICON
"Charles then proceeded to auction off the monolith."

Melissa + 5 guest artists + paint = ICON 2001

Diversicon
"Linoleum... in... space!"

Adventures in a train depot with a lot of alternative-lifestyle folks.

CONvergence
"You go all the way to America to work on Godzilla? You crazy!"

In which we encounter Tadao Tomomatsu, a styrofoam model of Tokyo, and the five-point handshake.

2000
WindyCon
"Ted and I agreed that this convention indeed had a moribund population curve."

Our misadventures in Chicago, which actually had little to do with the convention.

CONvergence
"After the brief room inspection, Ted and I traveled to the 11th floor to join about 15 other people to taste some 18 bottles of scotch."

CONvergence survives a year in the worst convention space ever.

Latest Reports
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2004

The Butt-Numb-a-Thon
Coming soon!

Midwest FurFest
Coming soon!

Omegacon
A convention full of marshmallowy goodness!

San Diego Comic Con
Coming soon!

CONvergence
Coming soon!

OdysseyCon
More panels than you can shake a stick at, and the identity of episode GGG.

Supercon
Supercon's first year in the land of Spam.

2003

The Butt-Numb-a-Thon
Coming soon!

Omegacon
Sleep, sleep, and more sleep. And Twinkies.

Arcana
Coming soon!

San Diego Comic Con
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CONvergence
Shriners. Play-Doh. Captain Caveman.

World Horror Convention
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OdysseyCon
Coming soon!

Supercon
"I'm telling you right now, this is all going to end on an ice floe."

2002
The Butt-Numb-a-Thon
Coming soon!

Loscon
More party prowling in California, with cameo appearances by Larry Niven and Nichelle Nichols.

In Brief

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