2003 Cthulhu Coffee Slogans
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Okay, this is just about the only thing Cthulhu Coffee actually produces: advertising. That's right! We're all about self-promotion, even though we don't have anything to promote other than ourselves. But people seem to get a kick out of it. So here it is, your yearly horde of Cthulhu Coffee slogans. All 80-some-odd of them.

You may also note that all of these slogans are linked to their original .pdf files. Feel free to print them out and use them for your own nefarious purposes! If you print one of these out and put it up someplace interesting (like the Taj Mahal, the top of Devil's Tower, or up George W. Bush's butt), send us a photo! We'll credit you, put the photo up in the News section, and all the Elders and minions will break into spontaneous applause. (Legal-ese time: Remember, be responsible and sensible. We're not to blame if you get bitten, shot, burnt, sued, insulted, or otherwise maimed or wounded because you were trying to do something dumb with a Cthulhu Coffee sign.)














Slogan Lists
2003 More slogans and posters than you can shake a stick at, and believe me, we tried!

2002 200 more slogans and posters for your nefarious plans!

2001 All the latest slogans and full-color posters.

2000 All Y2K slogans, plus .pdf files of the posters.

1999 The first year of Cthulhu Coffee slogans.

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