2001 Slogans
2001 Cthulhu Coffee Slogans
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See, this is really what we're all about. Advertising. We wouldn't be anywhere without these fabulous signs, and we realize that they are our primary draw, and that you have been waiting for the next batch. So here they are for the year 2001! (Click here for the 1999 slogans, or click here for the 2000 slogans.)

For our slogans this year, I also made an attempt to note who came up with what. It was mostly successful, although a whole slew of them can only be identified as coming from an impromptu brainstorming session on the night of St. Patrick's Day (and since the session was well-fuelled by Guinness, it is easy to see how I lost track). So, any slogan below noted as "St. Patrick's Day" as the creator, it was coined by either Melissa, Ted, Pete, Rob, Mike, Lisa, Jeff, or Eric.

You may also note that all of these slogans are linked to their original .pdf files. Feel free to print them out and use them for your own nefarious purposes! If you print one of these out and put it up someplace interesting (like the St. Louis Arch, the Great Wall of China, or up George W. Bush's butt), send us a photo! We'll credit you, put the photo up in the News section, and all the Elders and minions will break into spontaneous applause. (Legal-ese time: Remember, be responsible and sensible. We're not to blame if you get bitten, shot, burnt, sued, insulted, or otherwise maimed or wounded because you were trying to do something dumb with a Cthulhu Coffee sign.)










St. Patrick's Day (either Jeff, Mike, Eric, Pete, Lisa, Rob, Ted, or Melissa)

Slogan Lists
2003 More slogans and posters than you can shake a stick at, and believe me, we tried!

2002 200 more slogans and posters for your nefarious plans!

2001 All the latest slogans and full-color posters.

2000 All Y2K slogans, plus .pdf files of the posters.

1999 The first year of Cthulhu Coffee slogans.

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