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Cthulhu Coffee Conventions HPL Reference The Mythos Toybox Non-Mythos Miscellany
Cthulhu Coffee Gift Shop

Buy your own vile Cthulhu Coffee items.

Convention Reports

Read about Cthulhu Coffee's misadventures at various and sundry sci-fi conventions.

A Road Map through Lovecraft Territory

Summaries and commentaries of H. P. Lovecraft's stories

Cartoon offerings:


The Cthulhu Family Circus

Pikachu's Nightmare

Bad Day for the Jedi Mind Trick

Flickering Opinions

Good... bad... we're the ones with the web site. Cthulhu Coffee minions review the latest endeavors in horror and sci-fi filmmaking.

1999, 2000, 2001, 2002, and 2003 Slogans

The Cthulhu Coffee slogans and posters from CONvergence.

Hastur's Guide to Hosting a Room Party

Everything we have learned by trial-and-error about hosting parties at conventions.

The Bookshelf

Want to read some Lovecraft, but don't know where to start? Here are some of the books we have come to cherish, and where to locate them for yourself.

The Cth'Harvey Papers

Cth'Harvey, our mascot, takes on the world of dead celebrity interviewing. Latest entry: Jimmy Hoffa.

The Transformation of Melissa Part II

Five artists use Melissa as a canvas at ICON 2002. The photos are here!

The Recipe Box

Make your own Cthulhu Coffee!

The Miskatonic University Dictionary

Better known as The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Mythos.

The Transformation of Melissa Part I

Five artists used Melissa herself as a canvas at ICON 2001. See the images of this amazing collaboration here!

Life's Little Insanity Book

Our spin on a popular advice book. 140 Kb, requires Flash plug-in.

The 'Wakened

Dan's late-night quest to find his roommate's portable phone, based on Edgar Allen Poe's "The Raven". 55 Kb, requires Flash plug-in.

Asylum Poetry

Those little refrigerator magnets move to Arkham Asylum, and you get to play with them. 92Kb, requires Flash plugin.

What Would Xenu Do?

We have an action figure of Terl from Battlefield Earth. What should we do with it?

The H. P. Lovecraft Drinking Game

Pull up your favourite (<sip!>) alcohol-laden, vista-enhancing beverage (<sip!>) and enjoy this cyclopean (<sip!>) time-waster!

The Insanity Test

Just when you thought it was safe to take the Meyers-Briggs again...

The Magic 8 Tentacle

A "Magic 8 Ball" with a twist and a few tendrils

In Brief

First update in two years! Unfortunately, the update says that this site will no longer be updated. Click here for more details.

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